Fuller Theological Seminary To Offer Course In Tap Dancing | The Sacred Sandwich

Here's some interesting news: Fuller Theological Seminary To Offer Course In Tap Dancing

Fuller Theological Seminary announced today that a course in tap dancing will be added to the curriculum of their Master of Divinity program this spring. Don Ohlson, a spokesperson for Fuller, explained the reason behind the new addition: “We believe that in this postmodern climate of tolerance and political civility it is important to train our future pastors to be able to dance around biblical issues when necessary.”...

After a little discussion about Rick Warren's need for this training, the article goes on to say:

The new Fuller class, Pastoral Tap Dance, will be held off-campus at Little Miss Starlet Dance Academy and Tanning Salon, with instruction by former Rockette,
Tammi Lynn Marple. Marple, who has taught the academy’s “Beginning Tap for our
Year Olds and Up” class for twenty years, suggests that the Fuller seminary students who enroll should bring a juice box for break time and have their mommies or daddies drop them off five minutes early so they have time to warm up.

It's a joke, people. Lighten Up!
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