I hope that he has to take of his shoes, get patted down by rude TSA inspectors, and have his personal toiletries pawed over in public. Make him eat stale peanuts and sit in a seat that crams his knees up to his chest. And put a 6 year old behind him kicking the back of his seat the entire flight.
Oh, and add an eight hour overlay stuck in a hot airplane in Atlanta.
Only seems fair.
Barry, I agree! But don't stop there! the plane should be flown straight into the nearest active volcano.
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