The Texan Commandments

Here's a humorous "Translation" of the Ten Commandments into "Texan," from Better Bibles Blog:

"(1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin’. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetins. (5) Put nothin’ before God. (6) No foolin’ around with another fella’s gal. (7) No killin’. (8) Watch yer mouth. (9) Don’t take what ain’t yers. (10) Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff."

Anybody want to try a translation into Mississippian?